SATIRE: AOC Gives Speech at Her Own Funeral after SCOTUS Decision Kills Her

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) gave the following speech at her own funeral after she died following the Dobbs Supreme Court decision that overturned Roe v. Wade.

Some people might think making a speech at my own funeral is easy, because I’ve done it so many times now. In fact, I died so many times that I accounted for, like, 70% of casualties during the deadly insurrection against democracy of Jan. 6, when a mob of angry Americans threatened one of our branches of government. Which was a tragic attack on democracy. . .