Video: Porch Pirate Learns What Happens When You Try Stealing From A Gun Owner Who Brings Out His Assault Rifle

Porch piracy has become a growing criminal industry. You can expect more of it as Joe Biden’s economy continues to make goods and services too expensive for people to pay for themselves. You have to be careful, though. As you creep up on the porch and try to snatch the box sitting on the welcome mat, you never know if the homeowner is watching … with a really big gun. One nogoodnik found this out the hard way. ‘Put that sh** back!’ Those were the words an alleged porch pirate was greeted with after he casually grabbed a box from