SATIRE: First Female Italian PM Will Kill Women's Rights

SATIRE: Today is a sad day in the history of women’s fight for equal rights, as Italy has just elected its first female Prime Minister, Giorgia Meloni. This evil, patriarchal woman is a neo-fascist who thinks you should take your kids to church instead of drag shows and who actually thinks Western civilization is worth preserving (excuse me while I recuperate in a safe space for a while).  

Women’s rights have never been more threatened than they are now as Italy’s first female PM seizes victory (just as she will seize your rights!!!  AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!).