Putin-One Foot In The Grave The Other On A Banana Peel? – The Lid

In April, The Lid reported rumors that Russian tyrant Vlad Putin was suffering from cancer. Based on Pentagon intelligence and an investigative report in the Russian media outlet The Project, Putin’s illness went public.  

The latest reports indicate that his illness has progressed.: Seven months after the first reports, there are indications he’s getting much. Recently he fell five or six steps. His security guards rushed to help him onto the couch, and he shat his pants.