Putin, Lets Get Ready to Rumble!

Joe Biden really wants to pick a fight with Putin.  No, seriously, Joe thinks that he is James “Clubber” Lang in the movie Rocky III. “Hey Putin, you ready for a beatdown behind the gym?  I have one prediction…pain.”  Putin laughs and responds to Joe’s provocation: “Joe, what are you talking about?  Do you really want to go to war with Russia?  Look at a map.  Russia is 5687 miles from home and your soldiers will die protecting the Ukraine border.  Ukraine isn’t even a member of NATO. Your own southern border is wide open and 3 million illegal aliens have already invaded your country.  Wouldn’t it be wiser, less costly and more propitious to protect that border?”

Putin continues, “Joe, lets take a trip down memory lane.  First, we were on the same team in WWII fighting the Nazis.  Ringing any bells?  Second, we both got our asses kicked in Afghanistan.  Now you want to potentially start WWIII because your polls are in the toilet?  Come on Joe.  Everyone knows that you are the worst president in US history.  Do you honestly think that starting another war in Asia with Russia is going to magically restore your popularity?  When beloved sons, daughters and husbands return in body bags you will be quickly impeached and removed from office.  Your country is now 30,000,000,000,000 (trillion) dollars in debt and you naively think that war is the answer?  What have you been smoking?”

Joe Biden should slow his roll and eat some ice-cream in a waffle cone (no brainfreeze there).  WAR IS A VERY BAD OPTION! Americans do not want to go to war with Russia and a bloody conflict will only weaken our countries and confirm the fact that electing Biden in 2020 was a horrible, terrible, very bad decision.  An ancient Chinese philosopher Sun Tzu wrote The Art of War and said, “That the greatest victory is that which requires no battle.”