Leftist Archeologists Find Revised Version Of U.S. Constitution Ratified In 1790: Satire (Maybe) – The Lid

In an unexpected Washington D.C. news conference, archeologists working for the Democratic Party have announced an incredible discovery, a revised copy of the U.S Constitution. The revised version was dated March 1790, only two years after the Constitution we supposedly use today was ratified. This document was original 13 States to supplant the version that was ratified in 1788. The Chief Archeologist on the project named the document “the Dead Potomac River Scrolls” because they were found in a previously unknown cave on the bank of the Potomac.