Jackie Chan Wants to Join the Chinese Communist Party

It’s hard to think of how to humiliate yourself more than John Cena’s pathetic apology to the Chinese Communist Party for the “high crime” of mentioning that Taiwan was a country. Well, action star Jackie Chan might have actually outperformed Cena in self-humiliation by declaring that he wanted to become a member of the Chinese Communist Party. 

Chan, with an obvious eye on the vast Chinese movie market, made his declaration as reported by the Sunday Global Times, a mouthpiece for the CCP, in “Jackie Chan expresses willingness to join CPC.”