IDIOCRACY

Idiocracy was a movie released in 2006.  It was supposed to be a comedy but morphed into a sad documentary which envisioned “a disturbing prophetic look at the future of America-and-our era of stupidity.”

The movie documents an Army experiment in suspended animation.  Two subjects are preserved cryogenically and frozen in a time capsule.  The Army forgot about the experiment and the time capsule was lost in the dust of time.  Both subjects wake up in the year 2505 and discover that America is completely filled with dumb people. Apparently intelligent people stopped having children and stupid people procreated like rabbits. “Future” America is run entirely by idiots who are perpetually stuck on stupid.

The leader of “future” America is President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.  President Camacho dictates that all crops must be watered with an energy sport drink called Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator.  Brawndo is full of electrolytes and five kinds of sugar so it must be good for growing things!

Why wait for 2505? Idiocracy accurately describes the goofy decisions of cognitively impaired Joe Biden in 2022.  Our feckless leader, “Mountain Dew” Biden could be Camacho’s great-grandfather. No one would be surprised if Joe signed an Executive Order demanding that all crops be watered with Brawndo because it has “electrolytes, you dumb, dog, pony soldiers.” Dr. Fauci would hype electrolytes, whatever they are, and demand that everyone on the planet drink 4 cans of Brawndo a day.

Physician Ronny Jackson, who served as White House doctor during the Obama presidency, recently stated:

Biden doesn’t know what is going on with Ukraine. He doesn’t know what’s going on with ANYTHING. He’s not cognitively capable of leading. He needs to RESIGN before our country suffers anymore.

That’s the dude in charge of our nuclear codes.  God help us.  Biden’s cognitive ability maybe impaired but at least the country is safe from Trump’s snarky tweets. Everyday I receive multiple e-mails from Don’s campaign staff asking for my opinions and $$$.  I don’t have $ but I do have plenty of opinions.  Not really sure but Trump may have invited me to Mar-a-Lago for lunch.

Lets go to the gag reel and review Biden’s bloopers since his inauguration: