Down and Out In Beverly Hills

Members of the We Got More $$$ Than You Club, once felt secure in their gated mansions protected by vicious Dobermans, armed security guards and moats filled with alligators. Those idyllic days are over. They now live in fear that security is just an illusion and hordes of dangerous, knuckle dragging, violent barbarians are seeking a redistribution of wealth at gunpoint or with a Louisville Slugger bat. DEFINITION OF A NEW CONSERVATIVE: Any liberal who has been mugged, robbed or carjacked at gunpoint!