Biden & Harris: Divorce Imminent

According to uninformed sources in low positions, the arranged “marriage” between sleepy Joe Biden and Kamala Harris may be coming to an abrupt end. Apparently, the honeymoon is over.

Option A:  Biden steps down and hands Kamala the keys to the Oval Office and Air Force One

Option B: Biden replaces Kamala and dissolves the marriage because Jill Biden never liked her anyway

Monty, I’m going with Option B.  This isn’t rocket science: the entire country can hear the beep, beep, beep of Two Men and a Truck backing up to Number One Observatory Circle.

Look, this breakup shouldn’t surprise anyone.  I remember crying at their wedding in 2021 and I told my wife, “This marriage was a terrible mistake for our country. I give them ten months-tops.” Even their kid, Peppermint Patty can hear them bickering daily in their home which she calls Dysfunction Junction.