Biden Falls Off Bike…Blames Trump!

Biden, humming the theme from Top Gun,  just fell off of his big boy bike while riding with his peeps in Rehoboth Beach.  According to the lame-stream media, Trump jumped out of the bushes and yelled, “Miss me yet?” Startled, Joe toppled over faster than a fat kid on a wet slip-n-slide.  Joe violently kissed the pavement and scuffed his leather aviator jacket with the huge China patch sewn on the back.  Angry Joe lashed out and blamed gravity, the wind, and those dastardly Republicans.

Inquiring minds want to know: What the hell was Joe doing riding a bike?  Seriously, Joe is older than dirt and can barely walk and chew gum at the same time.  Joe is so feeble that he once fell over playing checkers.  Lump bump!

Biden’s mishap on the mean streets of Rehoboth Beach is a metaphor for Biden’s entire presidency:  INCOMPETENCE.