As a Former Liberal, I Can Assure You: Leftists Celebrate Abortion Because They Hate YOU

The real reason the lefty abortion goblins are misplacing their excreta lately is simple: they hate conservatives, and they believe every abortion is a swaggering middle finger to “evil, racist pro-lifers.” If we take away the left’s perceived greatest weapon, abortion, how will they let us know they hate us? That is why they react like vampires on a sunny beach when it comes to ending abortion. It’s not so much a “woman’s right to choose” as it is a way of lashing out at you.

As a former New York City liberal, I can assure you that every lib is brainwashed into believing conservatives hate poor people, minorities, and even ethnic foods (yes, liberals actually told me that conservatives are such xenophobic bigots that we won’t eat a delicious carnitas burrito). I was also told an apocryphal tale about a bunch of Republicans who were rounded up and tricked into test-screening a “Western” film, which turned out to be Brokeback Mountain, and the well-dressed homophobes supposedly ran screaming from the theater.

Liberals believe that the one thing that truly hurts conservatives to the core, that really steams their clams, their kryptonite, is a woman walking into an abortion clinic and ending a pregnancy. And the later that abortion is performed, the deeper the dagger is plunged into the heartless chest cavities of every soul-free, woman-hating conservative, or so they believe.